Birds Fly Over The Rainbow. Why Then,

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

Give The People What They Want And Then Go Have A Hamburger.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? Let Me Tell You, Legends Are All Very Well If You've Got Somebody Around Who Loves You.

Always Be A First-rate Version Of Yourself, Instead Of A Second-rate Version Of Somebody Else.

If You Have To Be In A Soap Opera Try Not To Get The Worst Role.