Benny Was Awake Again. Happened Every Morning.

Mulch Was Not Impressed. 'i'm Not Impressed,' He Said.

I Wear A Name Tag To Help People Find Me. It Saves Time When You're Dealing With Idiots.

When I Went To School, I Was Already Reading And Writing. In Fact, I Was Offended That The Other Kids Couldn't.

I Have A Lovely Office At The Back Of My House; It's An Old Stable And You Can See Right Out To The Countryside On One Side And Into The House On The Other Side.

Let Us Proceed Under The Assumption That The Fairy Folk Do Exist, And That I Am Not A Gibbering Moron.