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I Was Just Taking Her Hand To Help Her Out Of A Car And I Knew. It Was Like... Magic.

If Pregnancy Were A Book, They Would Cut The Last Two Chapters. The Beginning Is Glorious, Especially If You're Lucky Enough Not To Have Morning Sickness And If, Like Me, You've Had Small Breasts All Your Life. Suddenly They Begin To Grow, And You've Got Them, You've Really Got Them, Breasts, Darling Breasts, And When You Walk Down The Street They Bounce, Truly They Do, They Bounce Bounce Bounce.

I Always Say That A Successful Parent Is One Who Raises A Child So That They Can Pay For Their Own Psychoanalysis.

Women Are Being Considered As Candidates For Vice-president Of The United States Because It Is The Worst Job In America. It's Amazing That Men Will Take It. A Job With Real Power Is First Lady. I'd Be Willing To Run For That. As Far As The Men Who Are Running For President Are Concerned, They Aren't Even People I Would Date.

What Will Happen To Sex After Liberation? Frankly, I Don't Know. It Is A Great Mystery To All Of Us.