Being On The Edge Isn't As Safe,

It Annoys Me That The Burden Of Proof Is On Us. It Should Be "you Came Up With The Idea. Why Do You Believe It?" I Could Tell You I've Got Superpowers. But I Can't Go Up To People Saying "prove I Can't Fly." They'd Go: "what Do You Mean 'prove You Can't Fly'? Prove You Can!"

I Never Had A Plan. I Just Sort Of Ambled Along, Doing Exactly What I Wanted Every Day Of My Life.

Know Your Limitations And Be Content With Them. Too Much Ambition Results In Promotion To A Job You Can't Do.

Everyday Life Is Interesting Enough, Whether It Be In An Office Or Being Ignored On The Set Of Something Supposedly More Glamorous.

We Only Do What We Think Is Good And What We're Happy With. I Do That In Stand-up, I Even Do It With My Children's Books. I Don't Do Market Research, I Don't Have Focus Groups, I Don't Care. I Don't Care If It Fails, Honestly. I'd Rather Have Something That's Completely Mine Fail Than Something Succeed That I'm Not Proud Of.