Being Divorced Is Like Being Hit By

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

Being On A Ship Is Something Like Being Pregnant. You Can Sit There And Do Absolutely Nothing But Stare At The Water And Have The Nicest Sense That You Are Accomplishing Something.

Don't Be Silly. I'm A Mature, Intelligent Woman. Of Course I'm Afraid Of My Mother.

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn A Great Deal From Failure.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.