Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

You Shake A Slogan At An American And It's Just Like Showing A Hungry Dog A Bone.

I Represent What Is Left Of A Vanishing Race, And That Is The Pedestrian. That I Am Still Able To Be Here, I Owe To A Keen Eye And A Nimble Pair Of Legs. But I Know They'll Get Me Someday.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.