Because The Chief Commodity A Writer Has

I See All. I Hear All. I Know All. And I Spend A Great Deal Of Time In The Bathroom.

Now Begin In The Middle, And Later Learn The Beginning; The End Will Take Care Of Itself.

That's Probably One Of My Biggest Gripes With The Internet - That It Settles For Mediocrity And Disinformation, Which Puts All Information On The Same Level. Everything Has The Same Value, Whether It's Albert Einstein Speaking, Or Yoohoo27@msn.com.

Thus, From Admiration Of One Wise And Innocent Child, And From A Misheard Remark, The Process That Not Even Aristotle Could Codify Was Triggered. Where Do You Get Your Ideas? I Purposely Mishear Things.

I Hate Being Wrong, But I Love It When I'm Set Straight.