Be Smart, Be Thoughtful, Be Generous.

I Gave Up Smoking, I Never Gave Up The Drinking. But It's Hard To Smoke And Swim At The Same Time. You'd Get To The Edge Of The Pool And All You'd Be Wanting Is A Cigarette When All You Actually Really Want Is Oxygen. So I Traded The Smoke For The Oxygen.

I Guess I Really Haven't Thought Much About Winning An Oscar, But If I Had The Opportunity, I'm Sure I Would Like It.

The Truth Is That I'm An Idiot. I Am. I Don't Do Things By The Rules Sometimes. I Say Things That I Probably Shouldn't Say. I Push Buttons. I Deserve To Be Made Fun Of. And I Feel Like, As Soon As You Can Make Fun Of Something, It Instantly Removes The Fear.

Looks Fade. Don't Get Too Attached.

You Think You Know How Much You Can Love Another Person, And Then You Have A Child And You Realize You Didn't Know. It's Infinitely Rewarding.