Be Neither Silly, Nor Cunning, But Wise

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.

Epitaph On A Scolding Wife By Her Husband: Here My Poor Bridget's Corpse Doth Lie, She Is At Rest - And So Am I!

The Thrifty Maxim Of The Wary Dutch, Is To Save All The Money They Can Touch

Little Strokes Fell Great Oaks.

Silence Is Not Always A Sign Of Wisdom, But Babbling Is Ever A Mark Of Folly.