Be In The Habit Of Getting Up

Be Able To Blow Out A Dinner Candle Without Sending Wax Flying Across The Table.

Be Able To Cite Three Good Qualities Of Every Relative Or Acquaintance That You Dislike.

Have You Ever Noticed That When You Must Struggle To Hear Something, You Close Your Eyes?

To Acquire Knowledge, One Must Study; But To Acquire Wisdom, One Must Observe.

A 45-year Old Looks A Lot Like A 25-year Old Who's Been Out All Night. And Feels Just As Good About Having Survived The Experience.