Basil Fawlty Was An Easy Character For

I Would Like To Do My Own Eulogy, And Then Shoot Myself And Then Get In The Coffin.

Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.

Once We've Made A Decision, We Are Efficient Only If We Go Through With It Decisively, Undistracted By Doubts About Its Correctness.

It’s Only On The Brink That People Find The Will To Change. Only At The Precipice Do We Evolve.