Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's

There Is Space In The Supermarket Shelf For All Of Us.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.

I Find It Hard To Understand Why Scorsese Has Never Called. You Know, Given The Natural Menace I Bring To The Screen.

I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No Secret Of That Fact.

At Home, I Hardly Ever Leave London. I Don't Like The Countryside In England.