Basically, I'm Living The Life Of An

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Walks Away And Says, "that's A Lot Better Than I Thought It Was Going To Be." I Said, "no, This Is As Bad As I Thought It Was Going To Be, I Didn't Like It. I Didn't Want To Talk To Anybody."

I Grew Up In A Military Family. I Was Moved Around From School To School, So People Aren't Always The Most Welcoming To New Girls In School.

Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.