Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.

Once You've Opened Yourself Up, It's Best To Go All The Way.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel Through Foreign Languages.

A Lot Of Your Personality Is Formed Before You're 12, Obviously, But Only A Few Of My Plays Use Characters From My Childhood. The More Mature Plays Are Affected Only By My Adult Experiences.