Bacon Is Clearly A Food Made By

We Aren't Consistent In Our Treatment Of Animals.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Did You Ever Notice That People Who Are Good With A Computer Don't Use It For Much Of Anything Except Being Good With A Computer? They Know All About Information Technology, But They Don't Have Much Interest In The Information. I'm The Opposite.

The Average Bright Young Man Who Is Drafted Hates The Whole Business Because An Army Always Tries To Eliminate The Individual Differences In Men.