Avoid Shame, But Do Not Seek Glory;

When I Hear Any Man Talk Of An Unalterable Law, The Only Effect It Produces On Me Is To Convince Me That He Is An Unalterable Fool

No Man Can Ever End With Being Superior Who Will Not Begin With Being Inferior.

The Two Women Exchanged The Type Of Glance Women Use When There Is No Knife Handy.

Oh, Don't Tell Me Of Facts, I Never Believe Facts; You Know, [george] Canning Said Nothing Was So Fallacious As Facts, Except Figures.

He Who Drinks A Tumbler Of London Water Has Literally In His Stomach More Animated Beings Than There Are Men, Women, And Children On The Face Of The Globe.