Atheism, A Religion Dedicated To Its Own

They Think I'm Silly. I Do Silly Things. I Fall Down And Run Into Things. I Talk To Inanimate Objects. I'll Hold A Pickup Stick To My Ear And Say, "what? What's That? I Can't Hear You

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach...just Make Sure You Thrust Upward Through His Ribcage.

As A Rule, Germans Shouldn't Do Comedy. Their Last Box Office Comedy Was Nosferatu.

It's A Game. That's Why We Call It 'the News.' It's Just A Game.

When I Read Books It's To Escape. It's So I Don't Have To Talk To People.