At The Sharper Image Store, I Saw

They Say Hot Dogs Can Kill You. How Do You Know It's Not The Bun?

Show Business Is Like Champagne. You'll Appreciate It More If You Don't Drink It Everyday

Howard Dean Was Endorsed By Al Gore. Now, If Dean Could Get Gray Davis To Campaign For Him, That Would Put Him Over The Top.

Today Is April 1, April Fools' Day, A Day That People Try To Fool Their Friends And Relatives. Don't Confuse That With April 15, When People Try To Fool The Irs.

President Bush Called Arnold To Congratulate Him Today, And After He Got Off The Phone, Arnold Said, 'i Thought My English Was Bad.'