At The End Of The Day, Women

I Performed In A Bowling Alley Before While People Were Still Bowling. Cut The Check, And I Will Perform Anywhere.

Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply.

I Don't Take Pictures When I'm With My Kids, For The Sake Of My Kids. It's Important When You're As Busy As I Am That You Give Your Kids Your Time When You're With Them, And Nothing Compromises That. I've Been Lucky Enough To Have Fans That Understand That.

I Can't Cook, But I Can Make A Turkey And Cheese Sandwich Like Nobody Else.

Almost Anything Can Be Funny If Said The Right Way - But It Has To Be Said The Right Way.