Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is

I Learned Quickly That When I Made Others Laugh, They Liked Me.

I Don't Know What's Coming Next And Neither Does Anyone Else. It's Something That We Do Have To Face But The Thing Is That A Lot Of People Don't Want To Face It. And There's Denial. If Somebody Says It, Like Me, Everybody Feels A Little Better That They Can Discuss It.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

I Earned My Stripes As A Marine, And The Corps Gets Full Credit For Straightening Me Out. At 17, I Was Young, I Was Unhappy And Most Of All, I Was Undisciplined. The Marine Corps Was The Right Service In The Right Place At The Right Time.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.