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For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

First Of All, "redneck" Is A State Of Mind, Not A Person. So The "racist Redneck" Thing Is A State Of Mind, Not A Geographical Location. So I Don't Mean To Imply That It's Just Southerners. And If You Don't Recognize The Racist Underpinnings And The Emotional Reactive Response You're Getting From These Teabaggers Because We Have A Black President, Then You Are Either Being Dishonest, Or You've Never Seen The Teabaggers.

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Let's Be Very Honest About What This Is About. It's Not About Bashing Democrats, It's Not About Taxes, They Have No Idea What The Boston Tea Party Was About, They Don't Know Their History At All. This Is About Hating A Black Man In The White House. This Is Racism Straight Up.

I Don't Know Who You're Referring To Exactly Who Said, 'what Has Iraq Done To Us?'