As You Are Now So Once Were

Bury The Dead. Say Robinson Crusoe Was True To Life. Well Then Friday Buried Him. Every Friday Buries A Thursday If You Come To Look At It.

God Made Food; The Devil The Cooks.

I've Put In So Many Enigmas And Puzzles That It Will Keep The Professors Busy For Centuries Arguing Over What I Meant, And That's The Only Way Of Insuring One's Immortality.

My Puns Are Not Trivial. They Are Quadrivial

Though Their Life Was Modest, They Believed In Eating Well.