As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy,

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

My Problem Is I Say What I'm Thinking Before I Think What I'm Saying.

Psychiatry Enables Us To Correct Our Faults By Confessing Our Parents' Shortcomings.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.