As Long As There Are Kids Who

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

The Bike Went Up In The Air And Landed On My Back. It Broke My Neck, Smashed My Collarbone And Splinters Of Bone Severed My Main Artery. My Lung filled Up With Blood. I Severed My Nerves And To This Day I Have No Feeling There.

In The Early Days, You Would Get Skinheads, The Eagles And Black Sabbath Playing The Same Show.

With Time, People Forget To Say, "darling I Love You." Just That Word.

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.