As Long As The World Is Turning

When I Was A Little Boy, I Thought When I Grew Up I Would Talk Yiddish. I Thought Little Kids Talked English, But When They Became Adults, They Would Talk Yiddish Like The Adults Did. There Would Be No Reason To Talk English Anymore, Because We Would Have Made It.

I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute, As Long As There's Some Great Comedy Minds And Performances.

I Was A Soldier In Wwii. The Last Couple Of Months Of The War I Was Actually In Combat.

Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.