As Is Well Known, All Collectors Are

Socialism Is Good When It Comes To Wages, But It Tells Me Nothing When It Comes To Other Questions In Life That Are More Private And Painful, For Which I Must Seek Answers Elsewhere.

Robots Of The World, You Are Ordered To Exterminate The Human Race. Do Not Spare The Men. Do Not Spare The Women. Preserve Only The Factories, Railroads, Machines, Mines, And Raw Materials. Destroy Everything Else. Then Return To Work. Work Must Not Cease.

Cognition Is Not Fighting, But Once Someone Knows A Lot, He Will Have Much To Fight For, So Much That He Will Be Called A Relativist Because Of It.

There Are Several Ways To Lay Out A Little Garden; The Best Way Is To Get A Gardener.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.