As An Artist I'd Choose The Thing

It's Just Such A Great Miracle When Things Do Work, And They Work For Such A Wild Variety Of Crazy Reasons.

I Don't Take Compliments So Well. I Always Hang My Head And Shuffle And Kind Of Try To Immediately Forget.

Some Friends Of Mine Work In An Office. They Were Getting Really Nervous From Their Coffee Breaks, So They Started To Have Wig Breaks. They Tried On Wigs For 15 Minutes. They Found This Relaxing. So That's Wig Therapy.

The Right To Carry A Gun Has Nothing To Do With The Rights Of Other People.

I Am A New Yorker, One; I'm An Artist, Two; I'm A Woman, Three.