Art, N. This Word Has No Definition.

Work: A Dangerous Disorder Affecting High Public Functionaries Who Want To Go Fishing.

Rimer, N. A Poet Regarded With Indifference Or Disesteem.

Picture, N. A Representation In Two Dimensions Of Something Wearisome In Three.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Romance, N. Fiction That Owes No Allegiance To The God Of Things As They Are. In The Novel The Writer's Thought Is Tethered To Probability, But In Romance It Ranges At Will Over The Entire Region Of The Imagination . . .