Apply Truth Liberally To The Inflamed Area.

If You Use Big Words, No One Will Know You Aren't Doing Jack Squat.

I Don't Know A Lot About Politics. I Like Talking About Human Behavior. Politicians Are Funny To Me Because They Often Say One Thing And Behave A Different Way.

I Have Always Been A Fan Of Reality By Majority Vote.

I Love The Earth. If You Ask Me It's The Greatest Planet In The World.

Used Books Are The Sluts Of The Literary World. Passed Around From Person To Person, Spreading Their Pages For Anyone, Getting Cheaper And Cheaper Until Eventually They End Up In Prison.