Anyone Who Tries To Keep Track Of

Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

I Have Often Wondered How They Manage To Get Return Envelopes Which Miss, By One-quarter Of An Inch, Fitting The Blank You Are Supposed To Return. They Say, "please Fill Out And Return The Enclosed Envelope," And The Enclosed Envelope Is Always One-quarter Of An Inch Too Small.

A Man Gets On A Train With His Little Boy, And Gives The Conductor Only One Ticket. 'how Old's Your Kid?' The Conductor Says, And The Father Says, 'he's Four Years Old.' 'he Looks At Least Twelve To Me,' Says The Conductor. And The Father Says, 'can I Help It If He Worries?

It Has Always Seemed To Me That The Most Difficult Part Of Building A Bridge Would Be The Start.

All Laughter Is A Muscular Rigidity Spasmodically Relieved By Involuntary Twitching.