Anyone Who Has Tried To Build Something

I Was Shooting A Scene In My New Film, No Strings Attached, In Which I Say To Natalie Portman, “if You Miss Me. You Can’t Text, You Can’t Email, You Can’t Post It On My Facebook Wall. If You Really Miss Me, You Come And See Me.

There Is Some Argument About Who Actually Invented Text Messaging, But I Think It's Safe To Say It Was A Man. Multiple Studies Have Shown That The Average Man Uses About Half As Many Words Per Day As Women, Thus Text Messaging. It Eliminates Hellos And Goodbyes And Cuts Right To The Chase.

There's No Sense In Making Life Seem Like It's A Struggle, Because That Doesn't Make Anybody Feel Better.

A Lot Of The Characters I Play Are Very Naive, And I Don't Think I'm Like That. And I'm Not Stupid!

The Scruffier Your Beard, The Sharper You Need To Dress.