Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.

Wrong Is For Other People.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.