Anyone Can Have A Once-upon-a-time Or A

I Do All Kind Of Fun Things When I'm Unconscious.

You Can't Shy Away From Your Greatness Just Because You're Afraid You're Not Great Enough

What Grinds Me The Most Is That We’re Sending Kids Out Into The World Who Don’t Know How To Balance A Checkbook, Don’t Know How To Apply For A Loan, Don’t Even Know How To Properly Fill Out A Job Application, But Because They Know The Quadratic Formula We Consider Them Prepared For The World?

Every Time I Get Injured I Measure It's Severity By Asking Myself 'would This Stop Me From Going To Disneyland?'

Not Taking Yourself Too Seriously, That's The Important Thing.