Any Time You Give A Man Something

Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

The Five Big Mistakes In Football Are The Fumble, The Interception, The Penalty, The Badly Called Play, The Blocked Punt—and Most Of These Originate With The Quarterback. Find A Mistake-proof Quarterback And You Have This Game Won.

Picking An Assistant Coach, The First Thing I Was Interested In Was The Man's Character.

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?