And You Haven’t Been Betrayed Yet, Nick.

All You Need To Know Is That I Have An Old Enemy Pretending To Be Me. (acheron) Why? (talon) Well, It Obviously Isn’t To Be Nice To Me And Win Over My Friends, Now Is It? (acheron)

I’ve Never Met Anyone Who Had A Monkey For A Friend Before. (maggie) I Don’t Know. I Think Those Two Guys You Were With Would Qualify As Primates, But Then, That’s An Insult To The Primate And I Don’t Want Marvin To Get Pissed At Me. He Has Higher Sensibilities, You Know? (wren)

You Must Be Pain In The Nick.” – Dev “huh?” – Nick “don’t Wet Your Pets. Just A Figure Of Speech. Your Mom’s Been Talking About You All Day, Boy. You Are Her Favorite Topic.” – Dev “well, I Try Hard Not To Be Her Favorite Hemorrhoid.” – Nick

I Write Simply Because I Hear Voices Of People In My Head Who Won't Give Me Peace Until I Convey Their Stories To The Rest Of The World. Seriously. They've Always Been With Me. While Other Girls Played With Dolls, And My Brothers With Hot Wheels, I Was Busy Traveling Through Space Or Traipsing Through Graveyards With My Imaginary Playmates.

He Probably Couldn’t Turn Off His Sexiness Without Medical Intervention.’ (abbie)