And We Love To Dance, Especially That

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things Have To Be Explained That's Never Been Explained.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

We Thought I Was Going To Be A Great Athlete, And We Were Wrong, And I Thought I Was Going To Be A Great Entertainer, And That Wasn't It Either. I'm Going To Be An American Citizen. First Class.

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.