And Then It Gets So Hot That

I Met A Real Looker. He Picked Me Up At The Two Dollar Slot Machines, So You Know He's No Cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

I Checked My Phone Messages. Three In All. The First Was From Joe. “hey, Cupcake.” That Was It. That Was The Whole Message. The Second Was From Ranger. “yo.” Ranger Made Joe Look Like A Chatterbox.

Is There Anything Else You Need From Me?" Ranger Asked. "not Right Now." "there Will Come A Time," Ranger Said. "let Me Know When." And He Disconnected. I Opened The Freezer And Stuck My Head In To Cool Off. If There'd Been Any More Innuendo In That Conversation, I Could Have Fried An Egg On My Forehead.

Kiss Those Cuffs Good-bye." Lula From "hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?