And The Hippos Were Boiled In Their

...and Performing Our One And Noble Function Of The Time, Move.

Nothing Ever Happened - Not Even This

The Bus Roared Through Indiana Cornfields That Night; The Moon Illuminated The Ghostly Gathered Husks; It Was Almost Halloween. I Made The Acquaintance Of A Girl And We Necked All The Way To Indianapolis. She Was Nearsighted. When We Got Off To Eat I Had To Lead Her By The Hand To The Lunch Counter. She Bought My Meals; My Sandwiches Were All Gone. In Exchange I Told Her Long Stories.

You'd Be Surprised How Little I Knew Even Up To Yesterday

We Agreed To Love Each Other Madly.