And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

Never Teach Your Child To Be Cunning Or You May Be Certain You Will Be One Of The Very First Victims Of His Shrewdness.

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.