And I'm The Worst Liar Of All

All I Have To Say Is: Jessica Simpson Is The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet!

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I Think Angelina Jolie Has Done Amazing, Amazing Things, And The International Adoption Rate Just Since Her Has Skyrocketed. It's Unbelievable.

I Want To Be A Role Model.

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