And If You Love Only Yourself, You

The More You Know, The Sadder You Get.

If You Are A Hermaphrodite, It Is Physically Impossible To Be Gay.

If I Had A Dime For Everytime That I Was Wrong, I'd Be Broke.

As A Rule, Germans Shouldn't Do Comedy. Their Last Box Office Comedy Was Nosferatu.

It's The Way Our Founding Fathers Would Have Wanted It, If They Had Founded Corporations Instead Of Just A Country.