And I Can't Stand The Idea Of

You Know How Both Life And Porno Movies End. The Only Difference Is Life Starts With The Orgasm.

Someday You Will Die, And Until You Know That, You're Useless To Me.

The Tiny Space, The Toilet, Two Hundred Strangers Just A Few Inches Away, It's So Exciting, The Lack Of Room To Maneuver, It Helps If You're Double-jointed. Use Your Imagination. Some Creativity And A Few Simple Stretching Exercises And You Can Be Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Heaven's Door. You'll Be Amazed How Time Flies.

The Bigger The Mistake Looks, The Better Chance I'll Have To Break Out And Live A Real Life. Our Real Discoveries Come From Chaos. - Brandy Alexander

The Same As Real Life, There Is No Happily Ever After.