And He Was Like "the Sedative In

She Hugged Me And I Could Feel The Heat Rise In My Face, Either From Shame Or Love, Like There Was A Difference.

You're Going To Break My Heart, Aren't You?

...then He Looked At My T-shirt And Saw Byron's Picture On It And He Quoted "she Walks In Beauty," Which Is Like My Favorite Poem Next To The One By Baudelaire About His Girlfriend Being Nothing But Worm Food, Except That Lily Called That One First Because Baudelaire Is Her Fave Poet And So She Got The Shirt With Him On It, Even Though Byron Is Way More Scrumptious And I Would Do Him On Sharp Gravel If I Had The Chance. --from The Chronicles Of Abby Normal

Oh, I Get It," I Said. "it's A Parable. Cute. Let's Go Eat.

Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My Spiky Rubber Strap-on, Vampyre Hunter!