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Generally, I Wake Up, Honestly It's Creepy, But I Wake Up Around 4:20.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'