And, As Always Happens, And Happens Far

We've Strayed Into A Zone With A High Magical Index,' He Said. 'don't Ask Me How. Once Upon A Time A Really Powerful Magic Field Must Have Been Generated Here, And We're Feeling The After-effects.' Precisely,' Said A Passing Bush.

Geography Is Just Physics Slowed Down, With A Couple Of Trees Stuck In It.

Granny Weatherwax Was Firmly Against Fiction. Life Was Hard Enough Without Lies Floating Around And Changing The Way People Thought.

One Day I'll Work Out What It Is You Are Saying, My Lad, And Then You'll Be In Trouble.

One Day I'll Be Dead And Then You'll All Be Sorry.