An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.