An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come

You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

The Problem With Temptation Is That You May Not Get Another Chance.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.