An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away,

They Think I'm Silly. I Do Silly Things. I Fall Down And Run Into Things. I Talk To Inanimate Objects. I'll Hold A Pickup Stick To My Ear And Say, "what? What's That? I Can't Hear You

Why Would We Go To War On Women? They Don't Have Any Oil.

Shamelessness Is A Wonderful Part Of The Character.

I Am No Fan Of Books. And Chances Are, If You're Reading This, You And I Share A Healthy Skepticism About The Printed Word. Well, I Want You To Know That This Is The First Book I've Ever Written, And I Hope It's The First Book You've Ever Read. Don't Make A Habit Of It.

When My Car Runs Out Of Gas, I Buy A New One. I Don't Want To Ride Around With A Quitter.