An Appeal Is When You Ask One

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

Continued Focus On (employee) Turnover Is Of Critical Importance, Because Of The Direct Relation Of Turnover To Improvements In Labor Costs And Guest Satisfaction.