Amy: I Had Something I Wanted To

There's Something That Doesn't Make Sense. Let's Go And Poke It With A Stick.

The Doctor: [aiming Gun At The Ceiling] Didn't Anyone Ever Tell You? There's One Thing You Never Put In A Trap If You're Smart. If You Value Your Continued Existence, If You Have Any Plans About Seeing Tomorrow, There's One Thing You Never, Ever Put In A Trap. Angel Bob: And What Would That Be, Sir? The Doctor: Me. [fires]

Between The Marriages, I Shagged My Way Round Television Studios Like A Mechanical Digger.

You Know When Sometimes You Meet Someone So Beautiful — And Then You Actually Talk With Them, And Five Minutes Later They're As Dull As A Brick. But Then There's Other People, And You Meet Them And You Think: "not Bad, They're Okay," And Then You Get To Know Them, And Their Face Sort Of Becomes Them, Like Their Personality's Written All Over It; And They Just — And They Turn Into Something So Beautiful.

I Think Of Myself As A Writer With A Sense Of Humour Rather Than A Comedy Writer. Happy To Tell A Story With Lots Of Jokes In It - I Wouldn't Know How To Do Jokes Without The Story.